We all like to think and hope that when we're ancient we'll be able to have a good laugh and joke without turning into a full on fossil.
Not all heroes wear capes, but hopefully these legends wore ear plugs: this Friday, two elderly German men escaped their nursing home to go to a heavy metal festival.
A German nursing home alerted police after they noticed two men were missing.More news: Bredesen, Blackburn win primaries in race for US Senate
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A police spokesperson remarked, rather nonchalantly, that the men "obviously liked the metal festival" which is a statement that is likely to rank in the higher echelons of the Great Ders of History. It took a bit of convincing, but the two were eventually escorted back to their nursing home with the help of a taxi and a patrol vehicle. "The care home quickly organised a return transport after police picked them up".
The 4-day festival had an estimated 75,000 attendees during its sold-out event that included acts such as Danzig, Judas Priest and Hatebreed. And potentially getting involved with a mosh pit or two.
Police praised all the people attending the worlds largest metal festival and said that apart from some drug seizures, the crowd was incredibly well behaved.